Funny Love

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? "
Lily Tomlin

“There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.”
Unknown

"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie

“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
Unknown

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
Oscar Wilde

“When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.”
Unknown

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Woody Allen

“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
Unknown

“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Unknown

"The bravest thing that men do is love women."
Mort Sahl

“Love is being stupid together.”
Unknown

“Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
Unknown

“Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.”
Unknown

"Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing."
Helen Rowland

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller